“It sometimes seems that every living thing can bite or poke or sting or shoot you.”-Lawrence Wright, from his book “God Save Texas”.
The other day I was taking an assortment of stuff from the garage over to the barn, part of the seasonal ritual of putting up some things and pulling out others. I was in and out of the barn at least half a dozen times. When I finally closed the side door and locked up, my left hand caught fire or so it seemed. I looked down and just above the knuckle on my ring finger a huge red wasp was lodging a violent protest against my invasion of his space. I knocked him off my hand and stepped back to see the nest of red wasps at the top of the door. After getting stung by yellow jackets a few years ago that were nesting at the top of a garage door, I am usually more diligent in watching for wasps as well as most anything that flies, crawls, hops or has a tail.
Rather than take them on empty-handed, I retreated over to the garage and armed myself with a can of wasp and hornet spray. I returned and wiped out most of them. Those who escaped buzzed me but were clearly unable to hit a fast-moving target.
I got back to the house and rubbed Benadryl cream on the red and swelling skin that ran from the middle of my finger, over the knuckle and the top of my hand. Later on my wife cut a piece of aloe vera and told me to rub it on my hand and finger. Eventually the pain went away and by bedtime it just itched.
The interesting thing is that the next morning my hand not only felt better, it felt better than before the sting. You see I have some arthritis in my hands as well as a condition called Dupuytren’s Contracture. Dupuytren’s is a genetic disorder that causes the tendons and ligaments in your hands and fingers to thicken and get stiff. It can lead to locking “trigger” finger and when it’s bad enough it requires surgical release. It’s also known as Viking’s Disease since it is so prominent in people with Scandinavian DNA (of which I have 20%). Mine got bad enough in one finger a few years ago that I had to have the surgery. It was for my left ring finger.
The surgery fixed the trigger finger but it’s never felt quite right and there is arthritis to boot. But after the wasp sting it feels great. There has been considerable research done regarding the efficacy of bee and wasp venom for the treatment of arthritis. The results have been promising, but so far as I can tell it’s not being prescribed yet. Put me down as a yes for test trials. Based on this one random sting, it seems to work. Now if I could just figure out how to train the bees and wasps to sting me in the right places.






