(TO THE TUNE OF WHITE CHRISTMAS...I CAN HEAR BING CROSBY NOW)
I’m dreading a Brown Christmas
Just like the ones all Texans know.
Where the wind is blowin’
But it ain’t snowin’…
Just one big turd wrapped in a bow.
I’m dreading a Brown Christmas
With every gift card that I send.
I will go where snow can be found,
For this Christmas here in Texas will
be Brown.
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